Glenorian
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Beware of the Grim Grinners...
Friends, I must warn you. This is no joke! There is an evil about. It all began when citizens around Norrath began decorating for the Nights of the Dead. At first, these pulpy fiends seemed harmless, like any other run-of-the-mill jack-o-lanterns. But these were crafty gourds. Don't let them fool you! They invite you in with their insidious smiles. Once that simper sinks into you, it infests your mind and turns you into one of them!
The jack-o-lantern look-alikes positioned themselves all throughout the major cities, waiting for carefree celebrators to stumble by. None could resist their sensuously sweet aroma, like one of your Aunt Cece's cinnamon pumpkin pies. Just one look was all they needed to capture their prey. Soon, dozens of denizens were mindlessly milling about the streets with the exact same endless grins. Always smiling! Never talking, always drawing toward those without the same dreadful countenance, never stopping until those unfortunate souls reflect their own demonic selves. Then together, they herd en masse throughout the land while slowly their heads grow into gourds!
And so it happened to me one day. I'd gone to the market to buy some milled flour for baking cookies. I should have known something was off. The market is always full of sounds--chattering customers, merchants hawking their wares, livestock neighing and bleating in the pens. But that day all was quiet and much too still. As I looked over my shoulder, I could see several people and one goat following along behind me, all with horrible grins. A terrible feeling in my gut told me something was off, and that I should run! But I was too late. More grim grinners stepped into my path and I was surrounded. The last thing I can recall was staring into eyes like green Frostfell tree lights. Then...I awoke at the cemetery with a fat round gourd for a head. So heavy and foreign. Like I drank a gallon of New Halas lager and had the worst hangover of my life. I heard a witch cackling nearby, and flames erupted from my skull! A terrifying moment, though happily the flames did not burn. Merely an illusion. (In truth, they are really very handy for lighting my path when walking creepy places at night.) Now I'm compelled to wander every Nights of the Dead to warn others to gourd themselves lest they become a hothead like me!
But as I'm looking at this pic, I must admit, I am rather gourd-geous! Happy Nights of the Dead everyone!
Friends, I must warn you. This is no joke! There is an evil about. It all began when citizens around Norrath began decorating for the Nights of the Dead. At first, these pulpy fiends seemed harmless, like any other run-of-the-mill jack-o-lanterns. But these were crafty gourds. Don't let them fool you! They invite you in with their insidious smiles. Once that simper sinks into you, it infests your mind and turns you into one of them!
The jack-o-lantern look-alikes positioned themselves all throughout the major cities, waiting for carefree celebrators to stumble by. None could resist their sensuously sweet aroma, like one of your Aunt Cece's cinnamon pumpkin pies. Just one look was all they needed to capture their prey. Soon, dozens of denizens were mindlessly milling about the streets with the exact same endless grins. Always smiling! Never talking, always drawing toward those without the same dreadful countenance, never stopping until those unfortunate souls reflect their own demonic selves. Then together, they herd en masse throughout the land while slowly their heads grow into gourds!
And so it happened to me one day. I'd gone to the market to buy some milled flour for baking cookies. I should have known something was off. The market is always full of sounds--chattering customers, merchants hawking their wares, livestock neighing and bleating in the pens. But that day all was quiet and much too still. As I looked over my shoulder, I could see several people and one goat following along behind me, all with horrible grins. A terrible feeling in my gut told me something was off, and that I should run! But I was too late. More grim grinners stepped into my path and I was surrounded. The last thing I can recall was staring into eyes like green Frostfell tree lights. Then...I awoke at the cemetery with a fat round gourd for a head. So heavy and foreign. Like I drank a gallon of New Halas lager and had the worst hangover of my life. I heard a witch cackling nearby, and flames erupted from my skull! A terrifying moment, though happily the flames did not burn. Merely an illusion. (In truth, they are really very handy for lighting my path when walking creepy places at night.) Now I'm compelled to wander every Nights of the Dead to warn others to gourd themselves lest they become a hothead like me!
But as I'm looking at this pic, I must admit, I am rather gourd-geous! Happy Nights of the Dead everyone!
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